“So What happened with you and Kirk in potions today?”
“Well, since we are potion partners I thought it would be the perfect time to make a reference I have been waiting to use all year. So before Kirk mixed the potions I said ‘Pour the potion, Kirk.’”
“How long have you held that one in and how did that…”
“I’m getting there, and it was a lot funnier in my head. When Kirk went to pour the potion I said ‘Wrong potion!’ Well apparently he isn’t a muggleborn and wasn’t getting my reference. He freaked out and dropped the bottle and the result was an explosion of purple smoke with red sparks everywhere. Now he has the features of a llama on his head until the effect can be reversed.”
